Jul 20 · 2013

Me on my period

Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus: Okay
Me: No -
Uterus: SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps: Howdy
Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate: No me
Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Vagina: I can do better, hold up
Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
Pad: You still missed.
Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries: WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
Uterus: USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ
Me: *dead*
accurate
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