wizardroryweasley: “ ticktocksheep: “ “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” ” “Here, I bought you the thing” “I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS” “just...