This is my Dad. 

• He’s 6’4, 59 years old, and still has the muscle to break out two sets of handstand push-ups.
• An ex trucker, bouncer, and current mechanic. 
• He’s taken on a cult house in order to save his sister and nephew, and succeeded. 
• He’s had shotguns and knives pulled on him 
• He’s survived being shot with arrows, being hit by lightning, trailer crashes, and falling through ice. 
• This is a man who’s name is known all around PE County, and is known as some one you DON’T want to fuck with.

And yet… He sits in his driveway for an hour and a half, every night, doing nothing but holding peanuts and feeding the little chipmunk (Chippy) that calls the property home.