talesofthearts: “ regalbryant: “ johnnynothumbs: “ ohyeahpartyat221b: “ ex-genius: “ THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT seriously look at this awful thing No. No no no no no no no. I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a...