talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

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the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

Psshfttt

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  1. the-one-random-internet-kid reblogged this from tinysaurus-rex and added:
    Products for disabled folk do get advertized as quirky stuffs for not-disabled folk to buy. They gotta make the money.
  2. xxdamian-waynexx reblogged this from skyheartstar13
  3. skyheartstar13 reblogged this from tinysaurus-rex
  4. baaahumbug reblogged this from tinysaurus-rex and added:
    I struggle to stand for long periods of time and often just don’t have the energy in the mornings to make proper...
  5. uphill-battle-to-be-better reblogged this from tinysaurus-rex
  6. gamma-galaxy reblogged this from luckycavy117 and added:
    I think I remember reading a review of this thing (there’s this guy that does funny reviews of kitchen products okay?)...
  7. aswarmofmagpies reblogged this from tinysaurus-rex
  8. thot-repellant reblogged this from slynoodles
  9. luckycavy117 said: I’m pretty sure they’ve actually made egg cracking and spatula attachments for prosthetics actually!
  10. neepleneepleneeple said: How do you crack eggs in those things if you have no working arms?
  11. arobohamster said: I get that some people who have trouble with eggs in a pan may benefit from this, but how is a person with no arms, who cannot crack an egg into a pan, going to be able to crack the egg any better above this machine
  12. dreammondschein reblogged this from jinxieunlucky
  13. thequeenofgoblins reblogged this from tinysaurus-rex and added:
    ^ JUST BECAUSE IT ANGERS YOU DOESN’T MEAN SOMEONE ELSE DOESN’T NEED IT! Well said Rex.
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  18. luckycavy117 reblogged this from tinysaurus-rex and added:
    Not to mention fried-egg-on-a-stick is a nice protein packed portable breakfast for anyone who has to get to work or...
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