thedevilstuxedo: “ Y’all listen up now, because we’re about to get British. Mom —-> Mum French Fries —-> Chips Chips —-> Crisps Sidewalk —-> Pavement Hood —-> Bonnet Trunk —-> Boot Eraser —-> Rubber Rubber —-> Condom Couch —-> Sofa Ass —-> Arse Jaywalking —-> Not illegal ……. —-> Kinder...