abra-ka-dammit

Man I am so sick of seeing that stupid under-the-toilet-seat spider shared on my Facebook feed by my friends. Why are you people so gullible? Why don’t you just fact check a little before panicking? Snopes is your friend…

zedrin-stormshock

Hrrrm she’s right you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

swiftyuki

I saw that spider post and was all “mother fucker better prefer being in a room full of Brazilian wandering spiders.”