libertybill:

nucleardaddy:

kaijuno:

lunarcanine:

electric-daisy-forest:

“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship

Unless its like

“My bf/gf won’t let me eat chocolate anymore because of that time when I said that I’d stop but I didn’t and ended up almost dying”

“My bf/gf won’t let me cook anymore after the spaghetti incident”

“My gf won’t let me pee in the sink”

It’s been months since my wife let me go “buck wild” at home depot.

(via ubercharge)

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