How DARE you like an animal that is not fluffy! I’ll have you know I was EATEN by a snake once and I DIED
You know my mom’s uncle’s cousin’s grandma’s dry cleaner’s friend’s sister once had a snake that started lying next to her every night to measure her up to eat her.
In fact, my grandma’s neighbor’s sister’s best friend’s FATHER was CONSUMED by his PYTHON that STOPPED EATING just so it could make room for a BIG MEAL. Who’s to say your ball PYTHON won’t eat ME?!? I DIED from a ball python eating ME. How dare you like a snake that eats people like me
I was told in all seriousness once that my “dangerous boa was going to eat me and I should never let him stretch alongside of me because he’s measuring me to see if I fit in his mouth.”
My boa is a sand boa.
He’s ten inches long.