Person A Sorry to disappoint, B, but you do not have a "mean look".

Person B Oh please, I'm sure I have a mean look! I'm sure it makes people quiver in their boots!

Person A If by "people" you mean "adorable baby kittens", then yes. Before they wobble over and lick your face.

Person B *glares daggers at A*

Person A Aw, look at all of the kittens coming over! How adorable!