Aries: Doing anything better than the teacher at the subject they’re teaching

Taurus: Taping troll faces to the bottom of all computer mice in the computer lab

Gemini: Pulled the fire alarm

Cancer: Accidentally called the teacher mom

Leo: Was caught reading smut in class

Virgo: Accused the vice principal of being a pervert after he commented on the length of their shorts/skirt

Libra: Accidentally left a labeled usb stick full of porn in the teacher’s computer

Scorpio: Left school during a fire drill

Ophiuchus: changed the wallpaper of all the teacher’s computers to peewee herman

Sagittarius: a bra-strap was the bane of their existence

Capricorn: forgot to come to school again

Aquarius: accidentally made a toilet explode

Pisces: attempted to boycott the new lunch menu