gordonator

With these you never have to worry about losing your virginity ever again

smolscream

excuse you these are exactly how you lose your virginity

the-little-house-of-morons

I may or may have not purchased the screamer one. Im gonna be drowning in either pussy, dick or the punches from someone who bought the megatron one. Yea.. probably that last one

killveous

^ can you open your wings out protectively over us as you make love to me and whisper ‘I now lead the decepticons’ seductively?