Sep 26 · 2015
mumblingsage: “ shredsandpatches: “ hedwig-dordt: “ naznomad: “ martingoresangst: “ Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month ” this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life ” You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is...

mumblingsage:

shredsandpatches:

hedwig-dordt:

naznomad:

martingoresangst:

Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

DO A BARREL ROLL

If this had contained even one more piece of punctuation, it would be exponentially less hilarious. So I’m glad it didn’t.

(Source: electric-kiss, via zedrin-maybe)

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