pondifying

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants
midgeorgiabelle

And perfect hair

stayy0ungandwild

And you get to lure men into their death

angelsblade

Free clam bra

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene

one of these is not like the rest

evilsoutherngentleman

Agreed. Clam bras aren’t free, don’t be shellfish.

gemkm

Fucking hell

Source: pondifying