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Damn

um

this is so subjective but honestly it’s gotta be the naked chicken 

Poor dude

Didn’t ask for this life

BRUH YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO

DON’T TEST ME MAN

I CALL ‘EM LIKE I SEE ‘EM

Man don’t be talking shit when you know full well this motherfucker exists.

I mean goddamn, check this shit out:

We don’t know anything about whether or not Masiakasaurus looked effing normal on its own though

like

maybe it had integument to cover that shit up

or maybe the teeth are elegantly stacked outside of the jaw

you don’t know, man

you don’t even know 

But we do  know the naked chicken is a monstrosity

Alright well maybe it looked elegant. You know what didn’t? This motherfucker.

That shit’s fucked up. And then, if we wanna pull in extant dinosaurs…

Ya know what? Fine. I retract my former statement. Uglier than a penguin, Nigersaurus, Masiakasaurus, and the great naked chicken, has gotta be

this monstrosity I mean look at this motherfucker

ugly as sin

That was a damn low blow, motherfucker.

Then again, you chose some terrible pictures. This motherfucker is adorable. Check this shit out.

Like hot damn, that dinosaur is fucking adorable.

But you know what literally every thyreophoran is better than. Mother. Fucking. Hadrosaurs. Ankylosaur’s don’t have those goofy ass looking head crests. Shit looks like they went to the worst fucking birthday party. I’m talking like, the clown being a hooker on cocaine sort of fucking party.

But no, that’s not enough. Hadrosaurs aren’t even the ugliest motherfuckers out there. Check this shit out:

It looks like its about to take a shit on your fucking carpet. What the fuck, man? This is a terrible looking dinosaur. And Christ, look at this next one!

Why does it look like somebody put some fucking papier-mâché over a shitty wireframe of a dick. C’mon. And don’t even get me started on those ugly ass babies:

Look, they’re even screaming. They’re screaming because they want to go back to where they belong. The depths of Hell.

You little shit

You also picked the worst reconstructions come on man double standards 

LOOK AT THE ADORABLE 

AND HADROSAURS WERE THE FREAKING BAND SOCIALITES OF THE DINOSAUR WORLD 

WHO DOESN’T LOVE BAND KIDS

AND WHO DOESN’T LOVE THE REALLY NICE PEOPLE WHO ARE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE

THATS RIGHT

NO ONE 

BUT EVERYONE HATES THE BULLIES THAT JUST FUCK YOU UP FOR NO REASON LIKE THESE ASSHOLES

Got all these freaking spikes all over them

Practically like they have osteoderm-pimples man 

Pimples are ugly

Everyone agrees

Like, they got no chill

Ok but none of you have considered:

Bulldog-Pug thing! a.k.a Majungasaurus

A face only a mother would love, and likely product of so much inbreeding you’d make a medieval royal family blush.
I mean seriously how the heck can a theropod’s face GET like that?

Okay I see your Majungasaurus and I raise you one Demon Rabbit Chicken Parrot: 

You wanna go poultry? HUMPBACK DUCK DEMON! 

A FAIR POINT

I REMIND EVERYONE OF THE EXISTENCE OF THIS GUY 

I RAISE YOU

LONG-ASS-NAILOSAURUS

fezraptor

The dinosaur fandom is gr8