Aries naruto

Taurus panty shots and other means of fanservice

Gemini yaoi hands

Cancer the long speech about victory and friendship given by the plucky protagonist while crying

Leo magical girls

Virgo the fucking tsundere

Libra shojo blush

Scorpio ‘tch’

Sagittarius fight scenes that last for several episodes

Capricorn The Tragic Backstory™

Aquarius that really good themesong for the first season

Pisces nekos and/or 'NYAH'