IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

Aug 20 · 2015

kikiauske:

wooper-the-pooper:

kittensinsocks24:

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

and dont forget the timeless classic 515-808-2362 that only plays the John Cena theme

Rejection hot lines have various numbers based on region as well!

(via slasher0001)

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