Jul 27 · 2015

kittens-tbh:

dumbkili:

dumbkili:

oh my god okay @all tourists coming to new york for the first time:

street hot dogs should be one dollar, maybe a dollar fifty. anything more than that and theyre swindling you. walk another block and get urself a decently priced hot dog

you dont have to yell “TAXI” when ur tryin to hail a cab, we all know u want a cab, thats why ur sticking ur arm up like a square

seriously. walk faster and in a tighter clump. people have things to do and the sidewalk is not yours to command

thats all please come visit nyc but do it smartly

addendum: nobody here calls it the big apple casually its like the number one way to spot a tourist and could lead to aforementioned overpriced hot dogs

reblog to save a tourist

(Source: taahko, via adiscombobulatedbeing)

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      don’t walk side-by-side on the sidewalk. you’ll block people. this goes double if you walk slowly. if you disregard this...
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      As me and Daddy are both from New York, we approve this xD But seriously tho, shit isn’t that expensive in Manhattan....
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