Jun 29 · 2015

frozenmusings:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

All of this is so true it’s not even funny.
Do you have any idea how much time my brother spends on his hair in front of the mirror? If he couldn’t see his reflection he would literally die.

I personally would weep and rage if I couldn’t eat anything with garlic.

And we both hate not being in the sun.

So this is all a huge problem.

I need a book on an italian being accidentally turned into a vampire. I need it to be a comedy. 

(via labyrinthfox)

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