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lilypxtter:

English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Panisin
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Mahal kita
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: انتا حمار
Spanish: Te amo
Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha
Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu
Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon
Pashto: spey pashante khkarey
Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi
Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone
Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide
Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta
Azeri: Seviram Sani
Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy)
Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu
Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato
Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem
Chinese: 你是个混蛋
Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas)
German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes
Swedish: Ät min röv
Romanian: Te iubesc
Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg
Polish : Kocham cię
French : je veux m'étouffer sur ta bite
Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave
Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae)
Hungarian: szeretlek
Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af
Italian: sei un caga coglioni
Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
Estonia: Ma armastan sind
Latvina: Es tevi mīlu
Croatian: volim te
Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。
Latin: amo te
Turkish: Seni seviyorum
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the tag thing is strong with this 

THE CHINESE ONE SAYS : “you are a vagina cake”

The Japanese one says “I want to play with your dick.”

P Sure German more or less says “Sacrifice your first born to me”

I fuckin lost it at the Japanese one. But the real translation for “I love you” would be (あなたを)愛している

(Source: l-ucia)

  1. itsyoboyleo reblogged this from lilypxtter
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  3. whistling-in-the-dark reblogged this from bulgarianlanguage and added:
    Love how some of these are correct but some are pretty bad (the Russian one says ‘Eat a dick’) and there is no way for...
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  7. nnoohin reblogged this from hopshrek and added:
    As a bengali i can confirm that tumi ekta kuttar bachcha indeed translates to I love you
  8. prince-lax reblogged this from hopshrek and added:
    Lochlanese: You mean the entire world to me and my passion for you burns like a thousand suns but if you ever tone it...
  9. cutiesbangtan said: The French one means “I want to choke on your dick” and idk how to process that.
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  11. randomfandomtraveller said: @saltyreformer I’m glad I didn’t use that with my crush. XD
  12. saltyreformer said: The Tamil one says ‘Go away you pubic hair puller’ I’m dead ass dying what the fuck
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