I was wondering how big Baldwin’s cauldron is. About the size of a pearlcatcher apparently.

Then I started wondering how big kelp tenders are.

Then i imagined trying to stuff one into the cauldron and it getting stuck. Then one of my faes jumping up and down on it’s head to try and smoosh it into the cauldron and doing absolutely nothing.

I hate their dodge rate.

IN. TO. THE. POT.