May 21 · 2015

whitemantis-stash:

Should I make the birb dong in spiral like a duck’s or more like a human’s? :’D

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Human peen is overrated

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    1. foxeternal answered: I think more human-like, with a slight hint at spiraling? … Bent knobs?:3
    2. tingtongten answered: duck duck duck duck duck duck
    3. axeystuff-abandoned answered: Duck dick
    4. swiftyuki reblogged this from whitemantis-stash and added:
      Human peen is overrated
    5. hyratel answered: somewhere in between.
    6. black-umbrellas answered: Between those two options? Duck. Definitely. (I also suggest looking up ostrich penises)
    7. fuzzyrings said: I vote for somewhere in between.
    8. ten-tickles answered: I honestly can’t believe that I would ever see the day I had to answer this question. I vote spiraldick.
    9. bugartist said: please
    10. bugartist answered: please don’t make it like a duck’s….. please……..
    11. whitemantis-stash posted this