HOLD UP

JUST HOLD UP. HOLD UP ONE SECOND.

Hippocampus. Hippocampus. Hippocampus.

WHY “HIPPOCAMPUS”? I’m ten days late because I never really looked at the names of the newest familiars, but hippocampus. I UNDERSTAND THAT SEAHORSES LOOK LIKE THE HUMAN HIPPOCAMPUS, BUT I AM NOW FOREVER IMAGINING MY DRAGONS FIGHTING AN OVERSIZED, PIECE OF BRAIN MEAT.

WHAT’S NEXT? NAMING A SLUG-LIKE CREATURE “GLUTEUS MAXIMUS? AND ITS COUNTERPART “GLUTEUS MINIMUS”?

ps: gluteus maximus and minimus are main butt and small butt respectively

pps: i have nothing against “hippocampus” as a name–it’s just funny\

NO NO NONONONONONONONONO

I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS STUPID MISCONCEPTION.

YES, THE HIPPOCAMPUS IS A PART OF THE BRAIN, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT PART OF THE BRAIN IS NAMED AFTER

A GREEK MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE.

GUESS WHAT?

IT’S HALF FISH

HALF FUCKING HORSE

HAVE A FUCKING REF

YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE