HOLD UP

May 19 · 2015

dramarising:

JUST HOLD UP. HOLD UP ONE SECOND.

Hippocampus. Hippocampus. Hippocampus. 

WHY “HIPPOCAMPUS”? I’m ten days late because I never really looked at the names of the newest familiars, but hippocampus. I UNDERSTAND THAT SEAHORSES LOOK LIKE THE HUMAN HIPPOCAMPUS, BUT I AM NOW FOREVER IMAGINING MY DRAGONS FIGHTING AN OVERSIZED, PIECE OF BRAIN MEAT.

WHAT’S NEXT? NAMING A SLUG-LIKE CREATURE “GLUTEUS MAXIMUS? AND ITS COUNTERPART “GLUTEUS MINIMUS”?

ps: gluteus maximus and minimus are main butt and small butt respectively

pps: i have nothing against “hippocampus” as a name–it’s just funny

It’s based on the Greek Mythological animal.

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    1. read-me-loud-and-queer reblogged this from flightrisingexalts
    2. ara-kina reblogged this from swiftyuki and added:
      You know I totally didn’t read the part of their post where they said “I understand that seahorses look like the human...
    3. swiftyuki reblogged this from ara-kina and added:
      Yes
    4. enekorising reblogged this from clan-spellshard and added:
      OP, calm your tits. It’s literally the Genus of seahorses on top of being the name of a mythological water horse.