Me *waiting for drink in Starbucks*

Me *putting on makeup*

Guy You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.

Me *without looking up* Nice guys like you?

Guy Well, yea.

Me Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?

Girl behind me *spits out coffee laughing*

Guy Um.

Me *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.