The Coli: An Inner Monologue
Man I am ready to get some festival currency lets do this
*refreshes 12 times* ah yes another mantarune just what I need to start my coli experience
WOW all of you were from *insert element here* and no currency? asshats
wow fuck you
quit dodging you octobitch
why does this game hate me
I HATE THE COLI SO FUCKING MUCH
fuck yeah familiar. i already have 10 but cool alright
look another mantarune conveniently after I have no breath
dodge another attack and i’ll rip your leg off
try dodging with seven legs
octobitch
aw four currency drops I love the coli <3
Thank you this has been a psa