The Coli: An Inner Monologue

dramarising:

Man I am ready to get some festival currency lets do this

*refreshes 12 times* ah yes another mantarune just what I need to start my coli experience

WOW all of you were from *insert element here* and no currency? asshats

wow fuck you

quit dodging you octobitch

why does this game hate me

I HATE THE COLI SO FUCKING MUCH

fuck yeah familiar. i already have 10 but cool alright

look another mantarune conveniently after I have no breath

dodge another attack and i’ll rip your leg off

try dodging with seven legs

octobitch

aw four currency drops I love the coli <3

Thank you this has been a psa

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