oh my god. so this guy, Vermin Love Supreme (obvs fake name, has not disclosed real name), has officially declared his intention to run for president in 2016.  not only does he wear a boot as a hat and carry a hilariously large toothbrush, but he states that if is elected, will make it a LAW for everyone to brush their teeth. Supreme has run in every election since the year 2000, and in 2012, ran with a platform of “zombie apocalypse awarness”, time travel research, and a pony for every american.