I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’
Also in Portuguese.
“Para onde vão os gatos quando morrem? Para o PURR-GATOrio”
the Illuminati will use this pun to recruit across language barriers #confirmed