The signs as writers

Aries Spends weeks coming up with complex characters, their motivations, histories, likes, and dislikes, but has no idea what world to put them in or what plot to use

Taurus Works on one project for hours every day for about a week then spends two months with a horrible case of writer's block

Gemini Constantly talks about their characters like they're real-life people

Cancer Has a propensity for breaking the fourth wall at every opportunity

Leo Uses stand-in names for every character and place until they think of something better; half of them stick and are never changed

Virgo Writes drunk, edits sober

Libra Writes drunk, edits drunk

Scorpio Intense worldbuilding with extensive culture notes and giant maps that could take up their entire wallspace

Sagittarius Puts dragons in every single story no matter what

Capricorn Metaphors. Metaphors everywhere.

Aquarius Writes a lot of fanfiction with AUs so different from the source material that they could probably be original pieces

Pisces Creates characters based on real-life enemies, kills them off in creative ways