EVERY TIME I GET REMINDED THAT CHUCK NORRIS IS A TWAT, I WONDER WHY WE’RE NOT MAKING THOSE JOKES ABOUT SOMEONE WHO’S ACTUALLY COOL

Apr 10 · 2015

nuderefsarebest:

drtanner:

Like Idris Elba, for example. I can’t think of a single Chuck Norris joke that couldn’t be far better applied to Idris Elba.

  • THERE USED TO BE A STREET NAMED AFTER IDRIS ELBA BUT THEY HAD TO RENAME IT BECAUSE NO ONE CROSSES IDRIS ELBA AND LIVES.
  • IDRIS ELBA AND SUPERMAN ONCE FOUGHT EACH OTHER FOR A BET. THE LOSER HAD TO START WEARING HIS UNDERWEAR ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS PANTS.
  • SOME MAGICIANS CAN WALK ON WATER. IDRIS ELBA CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND.
  • IDRIS ELBA CAN SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR.
  • DEATH ONCE HAD A NEAR-IDRIS ELBA EXPERIENCE.
  • IDRIS ELBA IS IMMUNE TO HEART ATTACKS. HIS HEART ISN’T NEARLY FOOLISH ENOUGH TO ATTACK HIM.
  • IDRIS ELBA CAN WIN A GAME OF CONNECT FOUR IN THREE MOVES.
  • WHEN IDRIS ELBA DOES A PRESS-UP, HE ISN’T LIFTING HIMSELF UP. HE’S PUSHING THE EARTH DOWN.

Try to tell me this shit isn’t better with Idris Elba.

You can’t. Because it is.

image

(Source: drtanner-defunct, via demonml)

  • 48475
    1. allthefuckhotthings reblogged this from somefandomsandpuns
    2. infernafiresword reblogged this from fialleril
    3. calaydrila reblogged this from counterklock
    4. counterklock reblogged this from raptorcivilization
    5. danteyakumo reblogged this from drtanner-defunct
    6. pensivepblossom reblogged this from choke-on-glitter
    7. littlegrayforest reblogged this from catastrophelake
    8. catastrophelake reblogged this from drtanner-defunct
    9. insane-ohwhyfandoms reblogged this from drtanner-defunct
    10. lollimonkey reblogged this from the-winged-wolf-bran-stark
    11. favouriteghost reblogged this from the-winged-wolf-bran-stark
    12. lifting-la-vida-loca reblogged this from the-winged-wolf-bran-stark
    13. the-winged-wolf-bran-stark reblogged this from raptorcivilization
    14. tparadox reblogged this from kellyclowers
    15. kellyclowers reblogged this from drtanner-defunct
    16. ellonwye11 reblogged this from drtanner-defunct
    17. choke-on-glitter reblogged this from drtanner-defunct
    18. holyfiiire reblogged this from drtanner-defunct
    19. pantaro reblogged this from obnoxiousowlwitch
    20. ohlookballoons reblogged this from obnoxiousowlwitch
    21. flamyangelwings reblogged this from obnoxiousowlwitch
    22. obnoxiousowlwitch reblogged this from glampyra
    23. dj-bi-luigi2005 reblogged this from befuddledlesbian
    24. theqille reblogged this from glampyra
    25. formalcrab reblogged this from drtanner-defunct
    26. drtanner-defunct posted this