"No, I am not a 40 year old man. You just don’t get the joke. I do priveledge rates for white cis scum. I can also calculate your total oppression according to the OMI, Oppression Mass Index scale. Also note that I have multiple personality disoder (I was diagnosed by allthetests.com a few weeks ago and now take cough drops for medication) and one of my personalities is a breadkin, a sect of glutenkin, which means I identify as a hamburger bun. My other personalities are firekin, shrubkin, donutkin, and meatballkin. Feminists trigger me intensely, which is why I, being a girl, never became one."