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This Christian mom’s tirade against dinosaurs just went viral

In case you thought the Internet couldn’t become any weirder, one parent is on a mission to make the dinosaurs go extinct … again. The mother’s protest has gone viral, garnering the world’s collective side-eye with a bizarre rant about dinosaurs that’s so weird it sounds like a hoax.

“At my children’s school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur.”

But wait, it gets weirder.

As an actual paleontologist I can assure all of you that people like this exist in spades and they show up to paleontological conventions with angry signs and need to love themselves more. I was once stopped on a sidewalk in Denver on my way into a conference by a man who told me that I was doing the devil’s work and ruining America by trying to, “reanimate God’s aborted creations.” Who hurt you?

Wait, God provides abortions now?? What will the anti-choicers say?

I will never forgive God for aborting the dinosaurs.

God is going to go to Hell for aborting the dinosaurs like all vile abortionists

(via demonml)