When the Avengers reunite

Tony Sorry guys, I blew up all my suits

Steve Sorry guys, I lost my shield

Thor Sorry guys, I had the chance to be king of Asgard and have like infinite power but I said 'naw'

Natasha and Clint Sorry guys, the huge organization that used to help us all out ended up being evil and corrupt

Fury Haha who knows where the fuck I am

Bruce What the fuck guys