smindersonfan: “allhailweegee: “ ludwigvonfuckwit: “ wentworthsbitch: “ benpaddon: “ ayethatgirlrithany: “ sexysalomonandthecurtainchild: “ This is exactly how physics does not work. ” Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? ” ” IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL...