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A wrestler of your choice is now in the anime you watched last. What happens?

judgeanon

"OOOH KIRYUIN RAGYO Y’RE A HOT-DOGGIN’. GRAND-STANDIN’, PLANET-ENSLAVIN’, LIFE-SUCKIN’ PIECE’A WORK YEAH YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD CONTROL MACHO MADNESS AN’ HARNESS THAT ENERGY FOR YOUR OWN NEFARIOUS GOALS, BY WRAPPIN’ THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IN YOUR LIFE FIBERS YEAH BUT SEE WHAT’CHOO ABOUT TO REALIZE KIRYUIN RAGYO IS THAT THAT WAS YOUR FIRST AN’ LAST MISTAKE! BECAUSE MACHO MADNESS CAN’T BE CONTAINED YEAH CAN’T BE RESTRAINED YEAH! AN’ IT SURE AS SURE IS SURE CAN’T BE CONTROLLED OOOH YEAH DIG IT! AN’ THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE IS MORE THAN TH’ SUM OF HIS CLOTHES OR TH’ COLORS ON HIS BACK YEAH! AN’ NOW THAT ALL THAT HAS BEEN SHED YEAH NOW THAT THE MACHO MAN HAS FREED HIMSELF FROM THAT TERRIBLE BURDEN YEAH NOW TH’ CREAM CAN RISE TO THE TOP YEAH AN’ I AM THAT CREAM YEAH I AM THE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE YEAH AND’ WHEN I RISE TO THE TOP, IT’LL BE TO DROP MY ELBOW RIGHT INTO YOU AN’ YOUR PLANS AN’ YOUR ALIENS AN’ EVERYTHING YOU’VE SPENT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BUILDING WILL CRUMBLE AN’ FALL UNDER THE MIGHT OF THE MACHO MAN OOOOH YEAAAAH!!!”

officialfunnyvalentine

DIO BRANDO, YOU ARE WEAK. YOU ARE PATHETIC. I POOT YOU IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH. I BREAK YOUR BACK, AND FUCK YOUR ASS…MAKE YOU HUMBLE. AND TO AVENGE MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER IN OLD COUNTRY WAY.