janovee
asked:
PAUL IS A DORK? I'm afraid he's only an asshole meaning he only meets the half of your criteria. :P
answered:
the dork pretending not to care as he watches his rival in stupid sexy clothing
the dork being caught after trying to spy on his rival behind some bushes
the dork solemnly staring outside the window as he contemplates possibly destroying ash ketchum
the dork literally catching 3 starly only to release them all to prove to his rival that he has a bigger dick
the dork waiting outside the pokemon center for several minutes so he battle ash even though he could have easily just walked inside and inquired for him like a normal person.
do i even need to go here
just look at this fucker