mechanicmuffin:
“carnotaurus-sassytrei:
“ konkeydongcountry:
“ sreido:
“ where was this when I was small enough to fit in it
”
you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it
if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me
”
having...

mechanicmuffin:

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

konkeydongcountry:

sreido:

where was this when I was small enough to fit in it

you say that like i’m not gonna just awkwardly squeeze myself into it

if it worked for bowser, it’ll work for me

having worked at toys r us

i can assure you that size is no obstacle for adults wanting to hop on a kiddy toy

the grotesque contortions of the human bodies i have seen will chase me to the grave

toys r’ us guy has seen some shit

(Source: sreidos, via lucieniibi)

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