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sufferingpariah:

Death by Glamour | Undertale

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mommasboy7538:
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“ unclefather:
“ can’t risk it
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THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.
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Gotta take all the chances…..
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Never risk it
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I can’t take the chance by not posting…🍀
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Could...

mommasboy7538:

lilydaddysgirl:

kinkymum:

fit-beach-tea:

fakesurgery:

bente36:

unclefather:

can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

I can’t take the chance by not posting…🍀

💟

Could use any good luck the universe can spare.

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pettydavis:

being on here 5 years does not make you heauxes a tumblr ancient. im sorry but you have to have been here when ppl still said “creys” and “what is air” and you actually remember this cursed imaged

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kaiyves:
“Imagine having your typo immortalized in a subway ad in a city of 8 million people.
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kaiyves:

Imagine having your typo immortalized in a subway ad in a city of 8 million people.

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cursed-tale:
“Oh how the times have changed
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cursed-tale:

Oh how the times have changed

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dbdspirit:

snaxattacks:

c1qfxugcgy0:

c1qfxugcgy0:

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Ha ha, no, of course not.

Yahoo is a notorious repeat offender. Yahoo is the reason the “if you’re not paying money for a service, then you’re not a customer, you’re the product.” saying exists.

Here is some fully general advice: If you’re the user of a free-to-use website, and you learn that it’s being bought by a large company, then this is always, and forever, bad news. If it’s not an acquihire, then it’s something worse. You’re not a customer, you’re the product.

If we’re lucky, this will be a Livejournal-style buyout, where the site just gradually disintegrates over the course of several years. If we’re unlucky, then it’ll be a Posterous-style buyout, and Tumblr will be shut down when Yahoo goes bankrupt in six months. It is vanishingly unlikely that being owned by Yahoo will benefit Tumblr users at all.

Predictions:

  1. More ads. Karp has a weirdly principled dislike of ads, for a guy running a free social network. Marissa Mayer is unencumbered by morals, here. If you spend a billion dollars on something, you’re gonna want a return on income.
  2. NSFW content is probably going to be banned, or heavily restricted. (As in, “verify your age by giving us a credit card number”) Ad networks hate and fear porn, and Yahoo is going to run more ads. No other Yahoo property allows NSFW content, for precisely this reason.
  3. They might try to restrict fan content, due to copyright/CP concerns, as Livejournal did; they might not.
  4. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

I called it, five years in advance.

The prophecy was right there and we all ignored it.

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bogleech:

jasper-rolls:

jasper-rolls:

why do whiny nerd boys complain about english localizations of horny anime games making the girls wear a bit more clothing when they should be complaining about kingdom hearts 3 turning winnie the pooh into an amorphous white blob in china

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justice for winnie the pooh

I thought this was a surreal shitpost but apparently pooh, and just pooh as a character specifically, is banned from China all because a very lighthearted meme came to compare him to China’s leader

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

The mods are sleep! Post female-presenting nipples!

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British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

ericvilas:

ericvilas:

aqueerkettleofish:

This just seemed appropriate today.

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

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FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

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