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Jul 5 · 2018

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ferretgalaxii-art-blog:
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So here’s a funny thing that happened
I tried to adopt a slime from my friends at @slimeadoptioncenter but i used the wRoNg FoRm (i used the one from @monsteradoption which requires a god damn blood contract) so now I’m blood sworn to protec the slime for all eternity
Here’s the slime I adopted by the way, their name is Milk. I may have switched their pride heart out with a bi heart, but either they haven’t noticed or they like it better. Love who you want to love, Milk. ♡
Thanks to @slimeadoptioncenter for giving me this smol bean. I will protecc them with my life.
“Hmmm…I suppose part of this is our fault, since we forgot to put our center name on top of the forms. Luckily, the forms have been updated to avoid further confusion. On that note, please keep in mind that you can’t sue us for this incident…Ha….I mean, you already blood promised you wouldn’t. Even if you wanted to, you physically wouldn’t be able!”
Charles laughed brightly at that, despite the obviously displeasing news.
“If you ever wish to get out of this blood contract, feel free to ask me for help. Although I must warn you, getting out of it is going to take quite a lot~”
“I hope you’re aware I have absolutely no Idea how to fix this.” (Charles and I are going to be laughing about this for ages) “But congrats on your adoption of milk! I’m sure you two will be happy together! Even if you’re bonded in such a way… Actually that might help! Either way thank you for using the Outerside Slime Adoption Center, Come again soon and please don’t sue us!”