graynard:

cisnowflake:

bisexualwarlord:

patchoulism:

harbingerofcookies:

harbingerofcookies:

patchoulism:

Immune to all damage

You’ve made him too powerful, you fools.

achilles heel

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tattoosfade:

i just remembered this gem and had to find it for yall

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purgethebots:

Search & Purge

Today we are going on a scouting mission in the tags. Our target looks like this:

They post links with very similar titles. Posts have very, very random tags. My guess is that their software chooses 20 tags from a long list of words. Bots even appear under the suicide tag.

How to Search & Purge

1. Search for a tag (sky, nature, batman etc)
2. Go to ‘recent’ (not most ‘popular’)
3. Click the arrow
4. Click report
5. Report for spam

This approach is different from purging the comments. This time we use the arrow button. Using the arrow reports the entire post. We DON’T want to do this when we purge comments, otherwise we report the OP who made a nice post and not the bot.

Pay attention to the tags porn bots use. They give you directions where to purge next.

Don’t forget the warrior ethos. We only report bots. We don’t spam ourselves. Don’t comment 'purged this post, 2pm’ etc.

Let’s go get them!

purgethebots:

Great Great News, Warriors!

Found this on a bot-forum

Indeed, you did something wrong, Johnhope. Now PERISH.

loruhkahn:

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ayalaatreides:

professor-maple-mod:

phoenix-phoenix:

stuckinremission:

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

The brilliant thing about this isn’t just the CGI, it’s the clever little touches of humor– mussing the boy’s hair, saving the goldfish, drinking the soda can, the moonwalk, lining up the dart with the dartboard. I notice new details every time I see this clip. You can watch this scene with zero context and still fully enjoy it. You don’t need to know who he is or who he’s saving or why. There’s a guy who runs real fast and he’s saving people from an explosion, and he’s having a blast with it, and that’s all you need to know. It’s entertaining and fully comprehensible even if you know nothing about the movie. That’s damn good filmmaking.

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a-calmer-vibe:

I read this post the other day that said “sometimes people pretend you’re a bad person so they don’t feel guilty for the things they did to you” and boiiii has that one stuck with me

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elfvenomm:

ultraviolentjunglist:

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

filthyshitpostingfujoshi:

filthyshitpostingfujoshi:

joner:

waluigf:

joner:

Name one person who jacks off more than me

this guy

I said a PERSON, not a legend

THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH

ooh I almost forgot
Fun Facts about Masanobu

• He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast
  
• He has a girlfriend
• His girlfriend is fine with has jacking off habits as she herself isn’t too into having sex
• She will happily time him
• He has held the title since 2008
• You will never be as cool as this man
  

holy prostate i can’t even find someone to reply back to me and this guys got his girl timing his jerk sessions

Why do y'all appreciate this…why are you like this…

@its-octy ur him

funnygifs-funnygifs-funnygifs:

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Twitter - Instagram - Facebook - Google Plus - Pinterest - Gab - Youtube

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bacon-dragon:

thedaysoftheflowerblossoms:

♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you

♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you

⭐: I am a nonbinary person who has a crush on you

✂: Just delete your tumblr already

✌: You’re awesome

♡: I love your blog

❁: You’re beautiful

🌸: You’re attractive

✓: I hate you

☹: You’re ugly

☀: I want to fuck you

♬: I wish we were close

♧: I wish we were friends in real life

☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through

☮: You inspire me

☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that’d be great

✖: I would give you the greatest hug

★: I’m scared to talk to you but I think you’re great

∇: You’ve changed urls/icons so much that I don’t remember who you are

○: I don’t remember why I follow you

☄: I wish I could help you but I’m not sure how

✨: You’ve taught me things

⚓️: I wish you’d take better care of yourself

©: You’re a bit problematic

™: You’re a cinnamon roll

❄️: I cherish you

🌙: Please post more

💫: We don’t talk much but I wouldn’t mind being your friend

♪: You’re very talented

∀: I don’t understand you

This looks fun

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sheabutterbitch:

Mood

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zoe-oneesama:

isneezedonthebeet:

adenasamin:

lovepsychothefirst:

jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

I love her so much

She’s called it “Jenna’s Selfish Time” and honestly I’m here for it

kaia-is-what-i-give-you:

ilyatrash:

queenofthearcana:

queenofthearcana:

So who wants to

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

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i-am-a-fish:

neothepolitan:

i-am-a-fish:

neothepolitan:

i-am-a-fish:

neothepolitan:

i-am-a-fish:

neothepolitan:

i-am-a-fish:

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

*hesitantly steps closer*

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

*in tears* that sounds absolutely lovely~

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