simsgonewrong:
“HELP HE HAS A TINY FOOT WITH A TINY SHOE AND I CAN’T BREATHE
”

simsgonewrong:

HELP HE HAS A TINY FOOT WITH A TINY SHOE AND I CAN’T BREATHE

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simsgonewrong:
“Sometimes getting the angle right is tricky. And horrifying.
”

simsgonewrong:

Sometimes getting the angle right is tricky. And horrifying.

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king:
“me in sephora with 3 dollars
”

king:

me in sephora with 3 dollars

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You’ve heard of Dream Daddy now get ready for

nimagine:

a-box-full-of-sarcasm:

Nightmare mommy

coraline

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kidgecat:

iserenademefan:

aviculor:

brailleoperatic:

snipersnuggie:

catchanddodge:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ??

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OH MY GOD???

fucking god its pikachurin

a brain protein

“Pikachurin is an extracellular matrix-like retinal protein first described in 2008 in Japan by Shigeru Sato et al., and named after Pikachu, a character of the Pokémon franchise. The name of this “nimble” protein was inspired due to Pikachu’s “lightning-fast moves and shocking electric effects”.”

IM GONAN FUCKIN

Osmosis Jones was released in 2001. Ozzy and Drix was released in 2002 and ran for 2 seasons. Pikachurin was discovered in 2008.

The animators just threw in a fucking pikachu and got lucky.

Jesus

They didn’t get lucky. They saw Osmosis Jones and said, “I am validating that fucking pikachu”

Life imitates art

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kenderfriend:

arkhamarchitecture:

edens-blog:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

this is so important

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

Also gotta keep in mind that those in the medical field are sworn to secrecy and have to keep your details private outside of you and other parties allowed the information.

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desi-shia-uncle:

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade

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c-bassmeow:

iconicpopstar:

trophybutch:

the gay language

don’t let katy perry see this

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bitchycode:

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

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