deammo:

gar-dev-oir:

Originally posted by rainhagretchen

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dixierose1998:

marauders4evr:

glitzergeist:

avatarsymbolism:

giveshangchihisownshow:

For Netflix’s non-whitewashed live action adaptation of “Avatar: The Last Airbender”, Dante Basco should play the cabbage merchant.

#approved get him in here#honestly tho i really want him to guest star as a guest at the tea house#and ask zuko for more tea or something#and zuko to get really mad at him#thats the dream

Oh god that would be such a trip. I can just imagine the meta humor though. 

Dante: What’s his problem? 
Iroh: *Shrugs* 

Iron tries to give Zuko some life advice. After Iroh walks away Dantes character tells Zuko “he’s right you know”.

I see all of your points and raise you:

Dante should play the Actor Zuko from the Ember Island Players episode.

OH MY GOSH YES

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fr00t:

silverhawk:

hey im in the nether do u guys want anything

nobody can use shaders in the nether with max render distance and not have their computer have a fucking stroke, are you playing minecraft on a fucking nuclear reactor OP

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figure-skating-confessions:

“I got a lump in my throat on Johnny’s behalf when I saw that Yuzuru Hanyu’s upcoming programs are flat-out tributes to his heroes. Life was not kind to Johnny Weir for so many reasons that are not his fault, and I can only imagine the vindication of having passed your prime only to have a 2-time OGM still pay tribute to you as an inspiration. It’s a beautiful thing to remember one’s roots and legacies that make us who we are, instead of thinking we’re just special stars that came out of nowhere.“

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

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emmastudies:

three steps to getting things done!

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garbage-empress:

fortidogi:

garbage-empress:

writingpromptsbot:

An ogre fights with an introverted robot.

nice self insert fic, dweeb

you realize this makes you the ogre now

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lokisuggestion:

1dietcokeinacan:

My heart is so full

Listen. I am shown a great many catte images by my loyal adherents and followers. But this short film clip…is of a caliber beyond most others.

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sashaahoneycarter:

spottytonguedog:

sympathizewithlinus:

pointedahead:

This is ridiculous. 

This👏🏼 was👏🏼 a👏🏼 joke.👏🏼 KIKÉ HERNANDEZ SET UP THIS PICTURE AND POSTED IT ON HIS TWITTER HIMSELF to make fun of how short he is. Literally the opposite of fragile masculinity. Everyone stop ruining his good name he is the sweetest goofball in all of baseball he deserves better I love him.

Sharing for context. I pretty much figured there was a joke here or you wouldn’t see the bucket.

^^

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deerney:

autisticstevonnie:

thatdisneyworldblog:

I think this is the most hilarious thing

the storybook font is what does it for me

Ok so I have a story. I worked Fantasyland (Dumbo) at Magic Kingdom. We had a girl transfer from Pirates of the Caribbean. And she told me the most amazing story.

So Pirates is down (shocking) And this particular boat is stopped at the first big scene, Where Barbosa is on the ship yelling for Jack Sparrow.

Anyway the boat has been stopped for about 15 minutes at this point, and there’s a couple sitting alone in the back. So the guy decides that nothing gets him in a better mood than the smell of water that hasn’t been changed in roughly 50 years, and convinces his girlfriend to blow him.

Now this girl is in the booth, along with the coordinator, watching this go down. Literally. There’s not much they can do to stop it at this point, other than notify security. Then another problem arises. The guy finishes, and the girl makes the motion to spit.

In. The. Fucking. Water.

Now if that load is released into the water, thats an automatic biohazard, and the ride is shut down for weeks. The water is removed, the ride path is scrubbed, along with the ride vehicles, and then new water is brought in. Costing the company thousands of dollara and pissed off tourists. The worst combination on this earth.

Panicking at this predicament, the coordinator grabs the mic in the control booth and says:

“Spitting is for quitters.”

This echoes over the bitching of guests and 50 year old audio of pirates commiting various crimes.

The look on this woman’s face was priceless. She gazes up, as if Walt himself commanded her from the grave, and swallows.

I’m told the ride started 5 minutes later and the couple ran out from the exit queue as fast as they could.

And this is why you dont fuck at Disney. Because cast members will call you out and it will be the highlight of our day.

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okluumi:

me with my ass kicking boots on ready to go!!!!!!!!!

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homo-geneous-boy:

girlsopeachy:

askinnyblackman:

very important orchestra performance. please watch

Orchestra: *plays*
Crowd: *silent*
Dog: *walks on stage*
Crowd: *applauds*

This is what tumblr is really for. Thank you

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theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

theswedishelf:

lawbreaker13:

ineedtostopchangingmyusername:

lawbreaker13:

dreamsanddabs:

lawbreaker13:

hzs-modblog:

little-rat-bastard:

venusisfortransbians:

meathorse:

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

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