sarasa-cat:

lullabyknell:

Brain: I don’t wanna write anymore. I wanna read something. 

Me: Alright, I guess we could do that for a bit. What do you wanna read? 

Brain: Don’t know. Wanna read. 

Me: There’s a lot to choose from. How about this? 

Brain: No. Not that. I wanna read a thing that fits these exact specifications. 

Me: Uh, alright, wow. Those are really exact specificatio-

Me:

Me: Are you telling me you want to read the exact thing we were writing? 

Brain: YES! I wanna read that. Let’s read that. 

Me:

Me: I don’t know how to tell you this, but we have to write it first. 

I FEEL CALLED OUT BY THIS POST

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

let’s take a moment to consider that they actually took the time to answer these questions so they could stay friends with jimmy

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death-by-lulz:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

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rar3kain:

maggiemae873:

madgods-blessings:

midcub:

blitzkriegfritz:

coolmanfromthepast:

i-have-no-gender-only-rage:

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some info on bees and wasps 

I’ve been stung by a carpenter bee.  They’re usually pretty chill.

And dirt daubers are bros.  

It’s true you can pet Bumblebees

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Originally posted by shadeykris

I’ve been mercilessly killing paper wasps and now I feel terrible 😭

I thought they were like yellow jackets!!! I wanna apologize to all the innocent paper wasps I’ve crushed!!!

yeah then there’s the tarantula hawk, which is a type of spider wasp, because of course that’s a thing.

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so yanno. that’s pleasant.

a dude researching them described the pain as “…immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one’s ability to do anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations.”

good times.

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tatterdemalionamberite:

samael-has-arrived:

olidiavalree:

crowleydowley:

great-tweets:

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This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

This deserves to be on all three of my blogs.

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

bless this post, I needed a laugh and also some screaming

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sneauxflake:

k-eith:

this is literally yall on this damn site

did he film this in a microwave lmao

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europuss:
“ ethnitiddy:
“ honeyscorpio:
“ royal-but-alone-mind:
“ royal-but-alone-mind:
“that’s my hometown vienna lmao but idk where this statue is
”
Plankengasse, 1010 Wien
Found it
”
I found it too!
”
Bitch me too THE FUCK
” ”

europuss:

ethnitiddy:

honeyscorpio:

royal-but-alone-mind:

royal-but-alone-mind:

that’s my hometown vienna lmao but idk where this statue is

Plankengasse, 1010 Wien

Found it

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I found it too!

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Bitch me too THE FUCK

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gentlemanbones:
“READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER
”

gentlemanbones:

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

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