Artistic Science

libertybill:

nucleardaddy:

kaijuno:

lunarcanine:

electric-daisy-forest:

“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship

Unless its like

“My bf/gf won’t let me eat chocolate anymore because of that time when I said that I’d stop but I didn’t and ended up almost dying”

“My bf/gf won’t let me cook anymore after the spaghetti incident”

“My gf won’t let me pee in the sink”

It’s been months since my wife let me go “buck wild” at home depot.

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johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

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nofaddano:

antiandrogen:

transmariahcarey:

this is sisterhood

Oh my god?

this deserves an oscar

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teathattast:

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slimeadoptioncenter:

Long story short some things happened!

Sadly though, the center was destroyed and my previous slimes scattered to the winds! We’re rebuilding currently so watch for a post later on that! We’re going through some large changes!

slimeadoptioncenter:

We have to restructure things here at the Adoption center! As such we’re now going out to find slimes specifically appealing to you! This does create a problem however. With us having to go out, the more specific the slime you’re searching for the more time/effort we have to put into it. 

+ Send in an ask with the slime you want! Send in specifications such as:
  > Colors
  > Theme ie. Animals, Objects, concepts
  > Squishiness / Viscosity
  > Size

+ If the slime has an unusual trait it takes us longer to find them! Each specification after the main color and theme cost a coffee! ($3)

+ Please specify your username in the ko-fi purchase!

+ Each specification comes with a fun tidbit about your slime! A name, how we caught it, it’s abilities, etc.

+ You can only get one free slime! Past that it’s an extra $3 per slime

Our Ko-Fi button is in our description!

Thank you and come Again!

SUPPORT EM

japanese-studies:

Sharpening my pencils before class, always need Jeremy Kyle and a coffee to get my morning started <3 

Savage

catchymemes:

Peta put up this Billboard next to Seafood place in Baltimore.

And so it began….

I think it should also be known that boiling a crustacean alive for food is actually the most humane way to kill it and get the most meat for a meal

(Source: catchymemes, via vetmedirl)

nonetoon:

I’m sorry this is all I could think about after watching this video

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sqgtdevpersonal:

I love this part because it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the episode it’s in

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theeozzy:

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cwote:

Let yourself feel.

Thanks for the inspiration @kindersuggestion :)

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falseknees:

Unique

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