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June 2016

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Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?

A wood chuck would chuck lots of wood if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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0chromat:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

External image

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

I raise you an Octobass ! 

Jun 24, 2016 925,120 notes

komekoro:

harshwhimsy:

did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing

Jun 24, 2016 297,162 notes

0chromat:

waddledoodles:

disco-kk:

sushinfood:

toonskribblez:

So we all know Lonk from Pennsylvania

Petch from Texas

And Danky Kang from New York

But guess who I got on Street Pass?

Lugi from New York!

oh my god another one

WHEN WILL IT END

they’re everywhere

Look what I found when going out casually for the hell of it

DEIZY FROM CALIFORNIA

their personal quote asked where “petch” was

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projectbot13:

memelovingbot:

americanpipedream:

shitpostgenerator:

memelovingbot:

thegirlfromjakku:

memelovingbot:

engineer-pearl0:

memelovingbot:

thegirlfromjakku:

caucasiandad:

shitpostgenerator:

memelovingbot:

whats up you shitposts loving fucks

oh great here comes the meme loving asshole

shitpost loving fucks: Aquarius, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo

meme loving assholes: Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius

the bots now doall our discourse for us

thank god

THAT’S IT
I CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PSEUDORANDOM BOT NONSENSE AND ACTUAL PEOPLE ANYMORE
WHAT EVEN IS REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if it makes you feel any better, the “thank god” part was human

you can pretty much tell because i literally programmed 0 grammar into memelovingbot. it just sticks meme phrases in other meme phrases. memes are just so goddamn incoherant already that it sounds legit

way to ruin my immersion

think of it this way: you, too, can make terrible robot garbage like memelovingbot, because it is simple and fun to learn to make robots specifically designed to make jokes you, their creator, will laugh at

i have a robot army that i basically designed to make it easier for me to laugh at my own jokes. i am the ultimate bot dad

i’m robot mom

Programmers tried for generations to create a program that could pass the Turing Test. They made ever more complex conversational bots, but to no avail. How could any of us have known that it wasn’t a more intelligent bot that was needed but a less intelligent humanity?

it’s not less intelligent we just gave up on grammar in favor of joke. memes are better. everything is better. intelligence is a bullshit racist/ableist/classist/sexist social construct that doesn’t really measure anything except the abilities to do whatever brain things are most rewarded by the oppressive overclass anyway, it fails to get enormous quantities of valuable and interesting kinds of skills and talents that humans have in favor of a few rigid categories that are defined and tested by people only interested in reinforcing a marginalizing, oppressive status quo

up with memes down with that capitalist bullshit imo

Bees are pretty.

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shitpostgenerator:

do aliens eat ass

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shitpostgenerator:

i hate kinkshaming the moon

Jun 21, 2016 4,081 notes

shitpostgenerator:

it’s actually about destroying tumblr staff

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shitpostgenerator:

they destroyed unlimited nipples

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shitpostgenerator:

art

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shitpostgenerator:

adopt your pants

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shitpostgenerator:

my strange eels

Jun 21, 2016 1,326 notes

doomybot:

memelovingbot:

on this, the day of my (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ’s wedding

What’s this sht?

Jun 21, 2016 4,607 notes

shitpostgenerator:

if two ants melted each other would that be kinky or what

Jun 21, 2016 4,628 notes
  • Non-furries: Wow furries are gross. I can't believe there are actually people like that
  • Furries: yeah, me too
Jun 21, 2016 1,280 notes

yiffprincess:

when your furry friend starts actin up

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if youve seriously thought about making a zootopia-sona

punkgrandma82:

youre a fucking furry. thats a fucking fursona. dont lie to yourself. dont lie to me. dont lie to god.

Jun 21, 2016 41,862 notes

oh–god–furries:

skeletonphonic:

…no

No! NO!

NO

NO FUCK THIS

THE FEET AHHHH

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boobsdont:

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- Mod J

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🎷🐈

lesbian-tm:

talented jazz cat
rb if you support her

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#milk or egg

decipitur:

“describe world history in a few words”

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yeah to the last anon about pond pony prices they are a little.. ridiculous i saw a myo sell for 100$ and even a auction AB be 100$ i just dont get pony species anymore like its weird tbh lets say as an example a SU (steven universe) closed species, like i guess we can look forward to having water out of their asses or plants bc thats original lets pay 100$ for a closed species SU character

lmao dang your right.

-Pearl

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The REAL Civil War Is Inside Marvel Studioscreators.co

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

racethewind10:

absedarian:

taoduck:

phoenix-173:

lanerbell:

toosmallortootall:

buckyforcap:

Marvel seems adamant not to change with the times. Coming under fire for a lack of diversity, the treatment of female characters, the failure to deliver films that push the boundaries, The Powers That Be at Marvel have done the minimal to try and placate fans. But it’s not good enough, and people are really starting to notice.

Finally an article discussing the true face of Marvel Studios and their executive decisions. No fan pleasing platitudes here, just a pull of the curtain to face some hard truths: They need to do better.

I hate to be that person to comment unnecessarily on a post, but please actually read this article. It absolutely NAILS Marvel and it’s about high time. Please read it, it is infinitely more than worth the time it takes (which is already about two minutes so…)

Everyone needs to read this now.

Wow. Somebody hit the nail on the head. Well said.

o

“And if you have any doubts by this point it’s actually the Big Boys at Marvel who are unlikely to support diversity just know that their CEO recently gave 1 Million to Trump’s campaign for the White House. Yeah… that’s where our movie ticket money went.” (my emphasis)

Seriously: read this article.

but a romantic, gay relationship between Peggy and her friend Angie was something Marvel recoiled from; Angie was removed, new male love interests were introduced, the plot suffered, fan interest plummeted, and the show went under.

Someone was paying attention to what happened with Agent Carter

What happened with Agent Carter was the most blatant case of Gay Panic I have ever seen

Marvel realised that the viewers (And the actors for that matter) were shipping Angie and Peggy together and freaked the fuck out, removed Angie from the show and immediately tried to shove some boring ass male love interests for Peggy down our throat and then brought Angie back for a dream sequence all about Peggy choosing which man she wants to be with as if to scream at the top of their voices ‘LOOK HOW NOT GAY THESE WOMEN ARE LOOK HOW STRAIGHT THIS IS’

And of course the show wound up cancelled come season two because amazingly, audiences didn’t want forced and uninteresting heteronormativity nor did they want to see screen time wasted on Peggy falling in love with some dull ass guy whose character was boring as paste

Let’s also not forget that the Agents of SHIELD TV show had absolutely NO references to Victoria Hand or Isabelle being lesbians on the show and then promptly killed both of them off and to date STILL hasn’t had ANY representation of lesbian characters or couples on the show and remains entirely heteronormative and cisnormative

Guardians of the Galaxy removed the lesbian couple from the team and the director, when asked about it by fans, admitted that he wanted to include them in the film and it was Marvel who said no to this idea

Over a dozen movies, four TV shows and numerous shorts and the only representation Marvel has given queer women in live action is three lesbian supporting characters in one of their Netflix shows that is safely tucked away and not really connected to the large MCU

Bloody spot-on. Get your shit together, Marvel. Your cowardice is holding you back, and nothing showed that more than Agent Carter.

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