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March 2016

tell me what you think my art would taste like

toastyhat:

the new obscure askbox meme, courtesy of a commissioner of @casentine‘s

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Awkward Situations of Zodiac Signs

zodiacmind:

Aries : Stuck in an awkward situation is fidgety, sweaty, and has a dry throat. An Aries expects things to go perfectly, the way they want them to go, but when things take a turn for the worse, they lose all control.

Taurus : When a Taurus feels awkward or uncomfortable, they try to play it off with a joke or change the subject almost immediately. But don’t think that they won’t remember this moment for the rest of their lives. They’ll dread on it.

Gemini : It’s hard to find a Gemini in an awkward situation, but when they are they aren’t happy about it. They’re probably more angry than embarrassed. They expect their lives to be perfect and they don’t make mistakes. Especially embarrassing ones.

Cancer : Are the best at escaping awkward situations because they usually don’t happen. But when they are feeling a little uncomfortable, they bring in a friend or family member to save them. They also find distractions to take the attention away from them.

Leo : Are the masters of creating and escaping awkward situations. They tend to use crude humor to take away any tension in the room. They’re very upfront and will get to the bottom of any situation. Others look up to them for this reason.

Virgo : Isn’t afraid to tell you when they’re feeling uncomfortable or awkward in any situation. They try to quickly move on, and they do so by using rude or sarcastic humor to take away the attention that is on them.

Libra : When a Libra feels uncomfortable, they leave the situation. They’re timid creatures who will avoid conflict or awkward situations at any cost. Unlike Virgo, they aren’t ones to come out and say how they’re feeling.

Scorpio : Are very private people and that doesn’t change when they’re embarrassed or feel awkward. They try to avoid an uncomfortable situation by taking themselves out of them. But if they create them, they expect you to make everything comfortable again.

Sagittarius: Almost enjoys creating awkward situations.. For other people, of course. But when they find them self stuck in one, they acknowledge it. Why pretend that things are find when they’re not?

Capricorns : Laugh off awkward situations. Most of the time, they’ll admit when they’re acting strange or making others uncomfortable. But that doesn’t always mean that they’ll stop what they’re doing.

Aquarius : Tends to get frustrated and upset at others when they’re uncomfortable. They probably won’t admit that they’re feeling awkward or out of place because they don’t want to look “weak.”

Pisces : get “sassay” and will use crude humor to make a situation less awkward and uncomfortable. But this can sometimes backfire and make things worse. They forget that sometimes it’s best to just let things go.

More Zodiac Facts Here

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maxofs2d:

maxofs2d:

“people are too PC and easily offended these days!!”

*5 minutes later*

WAHHH THEY REMOVED MY ASS POSE IM NEVER PLAYING THIS GAME

I feel like I need to contextualize this a bit further, but this comment does a much better job at phrasing it than I ever could:

One guy on the beta feedback forums posted a well-thought argument that Tracer’s ass pose was out of character for her. And personally I think they’re right, among the Overwatch characters, if you want ass poses, Widowmaker already offers plenty of that (and still does).

And hey, it’s not like the game’s director himself agreed.

The people who whine the most about “political correctness & offended people gone wild” always turn out to be the people the most easily offended themselves.

The cries of “sjws censoring developers” are even more funny since THE DEVELOPERS THEMSELVES AGREE WITH THE FEEDBACK.

For further reading, I invite you to read Point & Clickbait’s excellent article,  Upset Gamer Clarifies: Developer’s Creative Freedom Only Applies For “Stuff I Agree With”

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I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

jcgreen72:

foundbysara:

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

Confirmed

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#what is this

kyuubified:

kyuubified:

Whenever I see breast cancer awareness campaigns that sexualize breasts/place the importance of breasts over the person suffering from breast cancer I remember this story I read on a cancer forum of a woman who had a double mastectomy and how a little after she got dropped off by her husband at the clinic for a checkup and he never came to pick her up, and how she eventually took a cab home and he had taken all his things and just LEFT

and multiple stories from other women who had mastectomies and how their husbands either left them, cheated on them, or were no longer attracted to them because they didn’t have a breast/breasts anymore. And that shit makes me so mad. You can argue all you want that they’re isolated cases but this is what happens when you put the importance on the sexualization of breasts over the well being of the survivor. The person suffering from cancer is ALWAYS, ALWAYS going to be more important. Treatment for cancer is so fucking difficult, it’s both physically and psychologically torturous and the fact that these people survived these ordeals only to deal with this misogynistic dehumanizing shit makes me want to fucking fight everyone. It makes me so goddamn mad. 

It’s breast cancer awareness month so I’m bringing this back. Fuck your “save the tata’s” shirt; save, support, and love the people fighting this awful disease. They are so beautiful and so, so important and deserving with or without breasts.  

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

cherrylickers:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

This is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

Happy Easter!

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#the shit I do #i did this three years ago #and its still one of the funniest things that has ever happened
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bombing:

honey i slam dunked the kids

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the purge
  • canada: what are you going to do if trump wins?
  • america: have u even seen the purge
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EVERYBODY THINKS THEY WANT TO BE A VETERINARIAN

love-vetsurgeon-acvs:

Everybody thinks they want to be a veterinarian – until they think about.

I didn’t so much think about becoming a vet, I just was. Some say it’s a “passion” while others call it a “pathology.” Either way, working and living with animals is all I’ve known since I was “knee-high to a grasshopper” as we used to say way down South in my childhood home of Georgia.  Sure, it’s hard to become an animal doctor and even harder to actually be one, but it’s the only thing I’ve ever seen myself doing.

The reason everyone dreams of being a veterinarian is straightforward: Humans are infinitely charmed by puppies and kittens and all manner of warm and fuzzy critters. The prospect of spending your days surrounded by wagging tails and nuzzling whiskers is universal. Ask any kid ages six to nine and they’re likely to list “veterinarian” as a top three career choice. Who could blame them? Sounds like a dream job if ever there was one. Trouble is, snuggling furry babies is only a minor part of what I do as a veterinarian. And that’s where the challenges begin.

eing a veterinarian certainly invites its fair share of sloppy, slobbery kisses. But it also involves facing life-and-death emergencies, terminal conditions, and serious confrontations with the fragility of life.  Being a vet also means you get to deal with some of the best people on the planet – as well as some of the world’s least gracious and disagreeable two-legged inhabitants. When you consider 1) that being accepted into vet school is harder than entering medical school, 2) the job requires you deal with bodily fluids and excretions on an hourly basis and 3) that you’re likely to be called some pretty nasty names during your career all for less than half the cash a “real” doctor makes, it’s easy to understand why there are eight times more MD’s than DVM’s in the U.S. And then there’s that little issue that most human patients don’t bite or claw their doctors.

That’s why being a vet is often more than a career choice; it’s a hard-wired, ingrained, immutable part of your DNA. (At least in the good vets – and, thankfully, most are.) You see, I not only love being a veterinarian, I also love veterinarians, the people who work with us, the pet owners who visit us and the pets who make everyone’s lives more meaningful.

I recognize my job can be awesome one minute and downright wretched the next. I accept I’ll witness miraculous feats of medicine and face inexplicable tragedy despite my best efforts. They don’t call it “life-and-death” for nothing. Veterinary medicine is not for the faint-hearted nor cold-hearted. And that’s what makes it so tough – and rewarding.

So if you really want to be a veterinarian, you probably don’t need to think about it. You already know it.

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Animal Behaviorist Struggles #3

dogsaremypatronus:

Person: My dog acts out because he misses his balls. I never should have emasculated him. 

Me: *eye twitches* 

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boobsdont:

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YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HARD I’M LAUGHING

HOW DO YOU GET OFF TO THIS

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I wish my tits were sacks of water

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#nsfw #honestly I wish they were muscle so I can tiddywreck people who piss me #lol
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#rebagles my own sub because I suck #broken anatomy
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