Artistic Science
Month
I work in a mid-sized company with about 80 people in my department. I sent my last mail before vacation to all my colleagues. After I hit the send button, I realized I had hit two wrong keys.
comma instead of period and ’t’ instead of ‘g’.
This was the end result.Blah, blah, blah … (office stuff)
See you next year, Retards, <My name><Email Signature>
Happy holidays everyone!
these ones
It seems that everyone is enjoying the game.
However, as much fun as you are all having - I must advise you to play responsibly:
- Do not play UNDERTALE past your bed time.
- Please complete your homework before you play.
- Do not play for too long. Though, I can hardly imagine someone playing for more than fifteen minutes at a time…
- You are getting something to eat, are you not? Are you cold? I have a blanket here. It is patterned with little snails.
remmeber to wash your car before every mealDisregard that. Please contact me if there is any further confusion.
i don’t make jokes.
Aries: 311 - Amber
Taurus: Wyclef Jean - Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill)
Gemini: Smash Mouth - I’m A Believer
Cancer: No Doubt - Underneath It All
Leo: Pussycat Dolls - When I Grow Up
Virgo: Flo Rida (feat. Kesha) - Right Round
Libra: Cascada - Everytime We Touch
Scorpio: Britney Spears - Gimme More
Ophiuchus: Lady Gaga - Poker Face
Sagittarius: 3OH!3 (feat. Katy Perry) - STARSTRUKK
Capricorn: Weezer - Pork And Beans
Aquarius: OK Go - Here It Goes Again
Pisces: Jordin Sparks Feat. Chris Brown - No Air
Aries: Doing anything better than the teacher at the subject they’re teaching
Taurus: Taping troll faces to the bottom of all computer mice in the computer lab
Gemini: Pulled the fire alarm
Cancer: Accidentally called the teacher mom
Leo: Was caught reading smut in class
Virgo: Accused the vice principal of being a pervert after he commented on the length of their shorts/skirt
Libra: Accidentally left a labeled usb stick full of porn in the teacher’s computer
Scorpio: Left school during a fire drill
Ophiuchus: changed the wallpaper of all the teacher’s computers to peewee herman
Sagittarius: a bra-strap was the bane of their existence
Capricorn: forgot to come to school again
Aquarius: accidentally made a toilet explode
Pisces: attempted to boycott the new lunch menu
- they do literally nothing wrong
- you can fight them, but they can’t be killed
- they can’t be killed by ANYTHING, because they’re a ghost
- so you don’t have to worry about your fave being killed off
- you can’t bother or even interact with them on Genocide, so you can’t hurt them
- you can fight them and keep a pacifist run cause they give you 0 or -1 EXP
- they cried you a HAT
- they lowered their HP just to be POLITE
- when the fucking APOCALYPSE happens they are the only survivor other than you
- LITERALLY
- THEY JUST IGNORED THE FUCKING APOCALYPSE
- THE ANGEL OF DEATH TAPPED ON THE WINDOW
- AND THEY CLOSED THE BLINDS
- AND WENT BACK TO MIXING MUSIC
- they let you into their house and offer you a bunch of things even if you fought them
- MTT would 100% approve of people loving Blooky
- and MTT is right all the time
cons: (what there are CONS to this cinnamon roll???)
- they’re sad a lot so that means your fave will be sad a lot
PROS TO THE CONS:
- that only makes your fave even BETTER when they ARE happy!!
- they seem pretty happy as a spooky DJ in the Pacifist ending
ENDING ARGUMENT:
look at this face.
how can you not love this tiny spoop
CONCLUSION:
10/10 pls love the spook child
