Artistic Science
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When you have a child and introduce them, you say “THIS IS MY OC. DO NOT STEAL. I MADE THEM!!”
For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.
That’s not a joke that’s a gift
choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you
How about choking on air?
It’s like your body forgot you breathe oxygen and decides to be a little shit and close your wind pipe like ,”Nope! No air getting in these lungs right now!” — And then you’re hacking your brains out because you forgot how to breathe properly.
‘Forgot how to breathe properly’ — The one function you’ve done since birth. And the more you breathe in, the worse it hurts because at that point your body is in like a full on rebellion against air. Like ‘hells no, you suck air! get out!’.
Choking on water sucks but choking on air is awful. You feel like you swallowed glass afterward.
(Then again 99% of the time choking on air is a result of inhaling tiny specs of particulate in the air that are invisible to the naked eye, but the sensitive mucus covered membranes of your throat and nose catch onto it and try to force it out. Still ridiculous though…)
I thought swallowing a teaspoon of honey helped with choking issues. Oh course you could always just shout “Heimlich”. Of course it’s very difficult to say heimlich when you’re choking to death.
WHAT
Classic Art thief with more of a malevolent and delusional twist. Has taken art from several prominent, highly talented Deviantart artists such as sandara, lucky978, and exileden to name a few.
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/IceSoul-485142573
Stolen from here:
http://ahyou1991.deviantart.com/art/Ice-Element-Soul-Of-Wolf-262720574
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Ice-Conquerer-485142015
Stolen from here:
http://sandara.deviantart.com/art/winter-83902146
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Patches-484923661
Stolen from here:
http://royle-mcculloch.deviantart.com/art/Demon-Wolf-319739042
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Myath-484891330
Stolen from user:
http://grassius.deviantart.com/
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Kinareth-484174199
Stolen from user:
http://lucky978.deviantart.com/
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/WolfofVanity-484173177
Stolen from here:
http://quinneys.deviantart.com/art/Vanity-Wolf-74117152
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Liquid-Fire-484172983
Stolen from here:
http://lucky978.deviantart.com/art/Fire-and-Ice-379181438#
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Green-Devil-480854409
Stolen from user:
http://exileden.deviantart.com/
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Majesty-480853569
Stolen from user:
http://exileden.deviantart.com/
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/IrishLuck-480852969
Stolen from here:
http://lucky978.deviantart.com/art/Green-Rainbow-Wolf-208349844
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Elemental-480852726
Stolen from user:
http://exileden.deviantart.com/
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Kaminste-480337765
Stolen from here:
http://violetminim.deviantart.com/art/fire-wolf-74716392
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Damant-480336851
Stolen from here:
http://emra-green.deviantart.com/art/Fire-Wolf-183371306
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Killer-Virus-455118019
Stolen from here:
http://anuwolf.deviantart.com/art/Virus-128811652
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Bloodmoon-455111306
Stolen from here:
http://wolf-no-shi.deviantart.com/art/Werewolf-Demon-50904213
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Flamate-454950322
Stolen from here:
http://lucasit.deviantart.com/art/Dragon-98353412
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Anarches-454830683
Stolen from here:
http://violetminim.deviantart.com/art/earth-wolf-73757774
This:
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/art/Slushie-Wolf-454830109
Stolen from here:
http://sammy-saur.deviantart.com/art/Green-Wolf-175779425
Recently, after getting called out by several people, the thief had the nerve to go onto several of their victim’s pages and accuse them of art theft, acting offended and enraged as well, despite the fact that the thief posted the stolen work years after their victims did.
Harassing sandara:
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/585152/3616817914
Harassing Lucky978:
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/7454049/3616819171
Harassing VioletMinim, plus a death/murder “threat”:
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/6158578/3616875250
Furthermore, the thief posted several whiny journals playing the victim, saying they are the real victim and their victims are the real thieves.
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/journal/Accusations-485176559
And then post a journal saying “wah wah, how dare people accuse me of being a thief! I’mma quit drawing FOREVER!”
http://fallenlaoch.deviantart.com/journal/I-m-Done-485187884
Possibly has a sockpuppet account by the name of EvilCrazyGirl, which they have been using to defend themselves on their profile and give themselves compliments on the stolen deviations.
I find it fucking hilarious that they call themselves a “professional” and then in their ID, it says “I am not a pro at what I do with my drawings or my PC created images, but I enjoy what I do and I have become good at it.”
hiding from your responsibilities like
*makes hour-long fart noises*
a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…
(x)
UPDATE!!
My principal decided to join him in a photo.
The new photograph will go in the yearbook as a way to raise awareness for American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (ASPCA) and rescue animals like Mr. Bugglesworth and Vivienne.
