Artistic Science
Month
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
The street finds its own uses.
new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
I don’t understand this aesthetic.
neither do the police
when youre feeling affectionate but still gotta be metal
when your mom catches you on your phone but you are supposed to be asleep
Class is canceled emails > goodmorning texts
Say those three words and I’m yours
I hate capitalism
Fuck the police
Abolish wage slavery
Smash the patriarchy
how long until dongstomper becomes a houshold name? dongstomper t-shirts… dongstomper fruit snacks… dongstomper the movie…
dongstomper the flamethrower
dongstomper 2: the quest for more notes
How I view my Tumblr audience:
How it actually is:
it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe
it’s 2014 why do girls think boys like the smell of overpowering fruity floral perfume
It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was.
wHEN YOU GET SOMETHIN G ANATOMICALLY CORRECT IN YOUR A RT
They order some great drinks and have a blast talking about their favorite games and anime!!!
this is a new tier of shitposting
It was a gamer bar and all the drinks on the menu were named after famous video game characters!!!!
instead of sports on the TVs, they play actually good shows like Dr. Who and Big Bang Theory!
Now you’re getting it :)
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
bc u guys cant speak any other language
