I can’t win
me: adds and deletes a bag of gummy bears from my cart probably 12 times because i cant make a decision to save my life
amazon:
Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.
why the fuck is it actually impossible to view nsfw blogs on pc
you cant even find a safe search option
nor is there an option to put your age so you can bypass this shit
@staff what the fuck
Muriel’s route in its entirety
y’all
a mutual of mine
suddenly has posts on their blog
with links to “find women to have sex with”
my mutual is NOT POSTING THESE
tumblr just got even worse
on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.
i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow
yeah, same thing happened to a comic creator i follow during the protest
bot brute-forced their password and posted pictures of women with links underneath
keep an eye out and let the person know
my hand…… needs…. to be…………….. held….
ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas
While goofing off in Sim’s relay room, after all these years I actually noticed there was something written in it
So I opened up Tennotyper and flipped the text into the proper orientation to translate it.
What it says (including the “i” I forgot to include at the start of my initial translation cause I didn’t notice it) is:
.infhoemaeshun.
Information
HE MAY AS WELL JUST BE DOING THIS:
sorry ceph
WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING FOR VISUALIZING THE TRUTH?!
I like how you pay Ordis to build shit for you
You need to pay him credits to build something and platinum to rush things…
Really Ordis?
He gotta make sure you put some money away for the future like a good dad
The credits and plat go toward your college fund
*Logs back onto Tumblr*
when i make an important phonecall
Phobias are basically mind allergies.
“GOOOOD MORNING!! I’m Hungry!”
“I thought it was bullshit they wouldn’t even give us a couple drink tickets. But check this out,” said bassist Britta Clark, demonstrating a whirlwind double-punch spin move with a band of fierce, orange light pulsing from her body. “It really comes in handy when a song calls for a sort of pyrotechnic flourish, or for stunning a common field troll.”
(Source)
Omg
i am in physical pain delete this immediately